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expressions-of-nature:

Lynx Portrait : Mario Moreno
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There was a priest, the dirty beast, whose name was Alexander. His mighty dick was inches thick. He called it “salamander”’.
-Sister Mary Eunice McKee, American Horror Story, 2X10, The Name Game.  (via slyfggt)

(via scrabblesmcjellyfish)

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mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

(via justdontfeelincredible)

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me:  i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents:  that's how you make friends!!!
me:  no
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aroseforalice:

me and my friends
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cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way
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